The Voice Of the Profits
“the prophets prophesy falsely, and the priests rule at their direction; my people love to have it so, but what will you do when the end comes?” (Jeremiah 5:31 ESV)
For research and amusement purposes, I have an email subscription to The Elijah List.
The purpose of that site is to ” give trustworthy, daily prophetic worship and intercessory “content” to as many Believers (and even Unbelievers) as possible.”
It is a rolling train wreck of theology engineered by the alleged apostles and prophets of our time.
They claim 148,00 people on their email list and I don’t doubt the number.
In this election season it didn’t take a rocket scientist to know that if you wanted to transfer money from the evangelical pocket to your prophetic purse, you rode the Trump train hard and often.
You told the people what they wanted to hear and they would reward your speech with cash.
All the “prophets” predicted Trump would win the election, he was God’s choice.
America was in the balance and God loves America and boy howdy, if you can mix those messages together, the money will flow.
I would get one of these screeds almost daily…all of the “prophets” missed Biden winning.
Trump lost, but some profits prophets aren’t ready to give up.
This came in today from prophets Dutch and Tim Sheets. (I wonder if they have sisters named Clean and Folded…I digress.) Your guide to prayer follows…
“The battle we are in may be much harder than we thought or hoped. It may be different in some ways than we thought it would be. We know in part and prophesy in part. However, Heaven isn’t engaged to lose. The Godhead has engaged in many battles in the past. In the face of overwhelming odds, God has, in the past, anointed His people with supernatural power to overcome. (Rees Howells and his interceding students at the Bible College of Wales during WWII is a striking example. Read about that here.)
“Yes, delays happen and we don’t like delays! No, it isn’t easy, but since when has war ever been easy? Battles can be fierce. Major battles occur in both the natural and the spiritual realms and these battles must be won by committed warriors.
“It appears to me that God isn’t worried. Does that amaze you? Why, then, should we be worried? I am not sure how or when He is going to give us complete victory, but He is going to do so. I am convinced we will win. America will be saved! I am convinced that the greatest days in Church history are in our future. I am convinced that awakening, reformation, and revival are going to come.
“I am thankful for the company of people God has brought together that do not give up. We just won’t give up. We will stand and keep on standing until we experience what God says. I am convinced that the Word of the Lord will triumph over Hell.
“We have just finished going to all of the states being contested in this election. We prayed for the revealing of a true vote count to determine a true outcome. We believe President Trump won this election by a landslide, but criminals came in to steal it. We prayed against voter fraud, corruption, and the media lies spinning out of control. It is beginning to come to light just how deep the Deep State is, and that there are both Republicans and Democrats involved in it. We see Deep State pollution even in our intelligence agencies. Most of us never thought this level of infiltration was even possible.
Give Him 15 Minutes in Prayer (by Dutch Sheets):
• Call for the angel armies to be released in greater measure to help us in this battle.
• Prophetically decree that every wicked conspiracy and diabolical plan against our president and our nation will be found out and brought to justice.
• Call for an unraveling of coups and conspiracies.
• Declare that wicked and evil power structures, even family dynasties, will be brought down by the Lord.
• Decree, “The Lord and His Church will prevail in this battle for America!”
The day after Joe Biden is inaugurated, the size of this mailing list should shrink, but it won’t.
People will still believe in these charlatans and will still support them financially.
The question is “why”?

“We believe President Trump won this election by a landslide, but criminals came in to steal it.”
And this was told to them directly by the Holy Spirit or indirectly through Trump who speaks for God?
Both…
and this is the reason that we are not allowed the liberty to believe anyone who says “God told me…” unless they can point it out in scripture.
I believe God does speak to people outside of Scripture.
But it must be tested…
Amen, MLD
To rabbit trail…..
While many have demonstrated the sloppy handling of this past election (we should IMV be concerned), no one that i listen to has declared that they were messengers of God.
Still our leaders lead – good or bad – according to God’s will…
Michael,
Don’t worry, Trump’s prophets, correction, profits are still rolling after his election lost. What better way to pay for several hundred million in Deutsche Bank paper than comes due soon than to take 75% or more of the $200+ million in your so-called Election Defense Fund and put it in your pocket.
I don’t know what a “sloppy handing” of an election is. There are legal and illegal elections; there are legally cast and illegally cast votes. So far no one has demonstrated any evidence that an election was illegally administered or that illegal votes were cast that would change the results of any election.
If any such evidence had been proffered, there were dozens of conservative judges which would have given the evidence a full hearing.
Let’s attempt to speak truth and not falsehoods to one another.
There has been sloppy handling, but that has been by the attorney’s representing the Trump side, such as Sidney Powell, Giuliani, Linn Wood, to name but 3.
I think sheets is a homophone just as profit and prophet are… :0
where there is a lack of discernment (even common sense) there will be another present to cash in.
“Sloppy handing?” Dunno? Obviously
What does “won by a landslide” mean? Why have so many (Christian and other) spokespeople said it?
It’s one thing to say “If all legitimate votes were counted correctly, it would show Trump with narrow win”. It’s another to say he should have a wide margin of victory, despite the actual count, various recounts & investigations (presumably exit polls too) showing a reality much different.
If there was a particular allegation of where things went wrong, that would be more believable, but from what I hear there are different claims regarding counting, poll watchers, which votes should be counted, voting machines, Benford’s Law (I’m a mathematician and that one was easily debunked).
Even if one or two of them were true, what does it say about the individual actors who create the spurious claims and the websites that publish them uncritically?
I know Dutch Sheets is the out there prophetic type, but he’s been known to be critical of the failings of his own tribe, so it is sad to see him as one of those speaking like this and doing so with a language or certainty rather than leaving room for the possibility that he has erred.
If most of Ahab’s prophets were sincere but deceived, then I guess it could happen again. Will the Charisma News circle in the future liken this episode back to that, and will the Michaiahs of today get a better hearing then?
Why?
Because when we don’t fear God we inevitably fear men.
Eric,
Here is another thing. When people say hundreds of thousands of fake ballots were used (like that idiot sheriff in Texas said when he stopped a repairman in his truck), people do not understand math. For a rough estimate, a ballot is about a sheet of 8 1/2 by 11 piece of 30 pound paper. That makes it 30 pounds for 1000 sheets. 100,000 ballots would weigh 3000 pounds and require a freight pallet (10,000 ballots weigh 300 pounds, not a trivial amount of weight to move around). But then I guess the Trumpistas who buy into this conspiracy never learned math beyond elementary school.
Let me share an insightful story told back in the 1970s by the late John Warwick Montgomery:
Once upon a time there was a man who thought he was dead.
His concerned wife and friends sent him to the friendly neighborhood psychiatrist. The psychiatrist determined to cure him by convincing him of one fact that contradicted his belief that he was dead. The psychiatrist decided to use the simple truth that dead men do not bleed. He put his patient to work reading medical texts, observing autopsies, etc.
After weeks of effort the patient finally said, “All right, all right! You’ve convinced me. Dead men do not bleed.” Whereupon the psychiatrist stuck him in the arm with a needle, and the blood flowed. The man looked down and contorted, ashen faced and cried: “Good Lord! Dead men bleed after all!”
Speaking of ironies WRT this story — didn’t know Montgomery is dead!
Can anyone confirm this?
He is still alive unless he died in the last few days.
I think Dave meant he just shows up late to stuff.